The Penis Plant, also known as the Penis Cactus, is a monstrose form of Echinopsis lageniformis… The German name for this cultivar, Frauenglück, is more euphemistic than its English equivalent; it translates as “Women’s joy”.
Someone needs to market these as grow your own dildos.
In response to the question I asked earlier. Thank you for all your answers!! We love when the readers get in touch (:
P.s. The artist for this blog uses a pink alpaca skin they made in Minecraft, so they are an alpaca here.






